My god, Socrates is _HEAVY_. I used to be used to lifting him. Now, that I've been lifting you so much, when I have to pick him up, he's so HEAVY! He's about 25lbs, compared to your 7lbs, 5 oz.
BTW: Did I mention that you're 7lb 5oz? You were 6lb 10oz on Monday, 6 days ago. That's 11oz in 6 days. That's awfully quick to be growing.
I love you, baby girl. Even when you're screaming in my ear. :)